cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

melonfucker4:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke

remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive

Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters

not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling

Punk responsibly.

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

le-le-lestrade:

the math books warned us about you

le-le-lestrade:

the math books warned us about you

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

ishimaruu:

ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
unenchantedella:

I am in 10th grade

unenchantedella:

I am in 10th grade

boredoftherings:

acceptable pick up lines

  • u look frickable as heck/heckie/etc
  • hot hot like potat
  • grEAT SCo T t
  • c=(f-32)5/9
  • did u kno celery is a negative calorie food

shavingryansprivates:

its almost 2014 and every now and then i still forget that its not 2012 anymore