i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned
the word gay is actually an acronym
actually doesn’t mind if
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
yoda. His fashion sense was atrocious.
i thought i said stop
You know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked.
Australia and it's cities.
- Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
- Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
- Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas!
- Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
- Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
- Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
- Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
- Canberra: Parliament. That's it.
If you use the “Adam and Steve” line as an argument against gay rights, you need to Adam and leave.
I JUST WANT TO WEAR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS AND SEE SNOW AND DRINK HOT DRINKS FROM STARBUCKS BUT NO I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA WHERE IT’S 40 DEGREES OUTSIDE DURING DECEMBER
40 degrees is really low :o try living in California where it’s 70 degrees in December
America, this is why you need to get with the metric system.