i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned
6-frivoulous-things-b4-breakfast:
the word gay is actually an acronym
god
actually doesn’t mind if
you’re gay
god
accepts
you
god
always
yugoslavia
gandalf
ate
yoda
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
I’m glad
gandalf
ate
yoda. His fashion sense was atrocious.
i thought i said stop
You know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked.
Look you guys, I made a thing.
I apologise in advance for what happens to my brain at 2am.
ETA: I forgot about the Marmite shortage! May update in the morning.
Omg, this is perfect.
To all my non NZ followers: THIS IS MY GLORIOUS COUNTRY
Australia and it's cities.
- Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
- Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
- Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas!
- Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
- Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
- Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
- Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
- Canberra: Parliament. That's it.
If you use the “Adam and Steve” line as an argument against gay rights, you need to Adam and leave.
I JUST WANT TO WEAR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS AND SEE SNOW AND DRINK HOT DRINKS FROM STARBUCKS BUT NO I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA WHERE IT’S 40 DEGREES OUTSIDE DURING DECEMBER
40 degrees is really low :o try living in California where it’s 70 degrees in December
America, this is why you need to get with the metric system.
One of these is not like the others, Facebook…
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
ok shower time
this was your last post you have been showering for two weeks please come back are you okay
yes were games, yes we play girls c: xx :))
